so I’m watching the Butterfree episode and I AM TRYING MY BEST NOT TO PAY ATTENTION
I AM TWENTY-FUCKING-THREE
I WILL NOT CRY
I cried. Omg did I cry
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
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being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
This is not a frame from a science fiction movie. Meet NASA’s new spaceship Morpheus
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How do vaccines cause autism? -
patbaer:How do vaccines cause autism? See exactly what the science says!
Hey, click the link. It’s a short, but important, read.
I learned so much from that.
This is important.This is important to me if you read this, give it a try.
This is crucial to read.
Yes this is very educational.
It is really a challenge to do this~
these look so painful. WORK THOSE THIGH MUSCLES
"Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up."
(by Rick Lundh)
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
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